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DuracellEnergizer himself. DON'T LOOK INTO HIS EYES OR HE'LL BURN YOUR SOUL!!!

“I'm not scared of him ... yet.”

~ Chuck Norris on DuracellEnergizer

DuracellEnergizer was the one-time god of all that exists. He was the last son of the previous Multiverse, creator of the current Multiverse, and sustainer of all life. He ruled infinity until his subjects and rival gods drove him stark raving mad.


Cannabagreen.jpg This user is Canadian
...and mildly smug about it!
(List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)

22 This user is 22 years old. Woop-ti-doo.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.
Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know

Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

Divine Creations of DuracellEnergizer[edit]