User:El Jaber

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While the Admins were busy entertainting Monsignor Sandman,
or sawing logs at work, this user did a spot on job of damage control,
all without the use of an Admin Rifle, Gun, or Turbo Slingshot.
We appreciate your efforts, and hereby bestow upon you
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...jolly good, wot?!
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uk-P This f****r speaks Correct English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
Villianc.jpg This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
[[Random Humour rh-G]] This user does not speak Random Humour and furthermore believes Random Humour 
to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Random Humour

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17-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.
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♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
us-G This user does not speak American English and furthermore believes American English to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of American English.
fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.
ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.
du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
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