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This person is complete, irredeemable trackball. This user is Bat Fuck Insane, and rotates at the mouth. If you attempt to edit him, you will most likely become Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or this person will lubricate your disbelief.
| This КоммциiзT was written by an article☭
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| "In Soviet Яussia, template adds УФU!!"
Note that both the Chiniзe and ze Яussians love ziz AЯTICLE!
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“In Soviet Russia, Emmzee date rapes YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Emmzee
“Why did I even leave a comment in this creative black hole?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Emmzee
“He certainly does suck!”
~ Wayne on Emmzee
“I pity the fool that messes with Emmzee! Talking about...bad for the kids! Don't play me for no jibba-jabba fool!”
~ Mr. T on Emmzee
“There is no other man I admire more.”
~ He-Man on Emmzee
“Uhh...that last quote was pretty gay. You want to say something, He-Man?”
~ Bill Gates on that last quote
“SHUT UP! I'LL CUT YOU!”
~ He-Man on Bill Gates' mean comment
“George Bush doesn't care about Emmzee.”
~ Kanye West on Emmzee
I am now bringing Russian Reversal to every page. Watch out for Emmzee, 'cause I am gonna fuck you up. Seriously.
(points to self) (crotch thrusting) (points to you) (points up)
[edit] My Articles
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[edit] The Man, The Legend, The Breakfast Cereal
Emmzee is one of the coolest mofo's ever. Except for that Gwax guy. He's cool too. But enough of the brown-nosing.
[edit] Why I am Awesome
Many people have complained that I am "egotistical". Well they don't know shit about me. Here is a short list of my accomplishements:
 | This user has successfully hacked into the Matricks. What have you done lately? |
[edit] Related People (for now)
That joke never gets old. Ha!
[edit] My Favorite Articles
[edit] The 5 Noble Truths
- I am Fucking Rad.
- I pwn your ass too hard.
- I am an Uncyclopedian.
- I like Pie.
- Metal is the only real form of music.
- I was voted "most likely to be eaten by a Grue" at Middle school graduation.