User:Emmzee/old

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You have two cows.


To-Do List


6:00-8:00 AM Breakfast, read 1337 Bible.
8:00-9:00 AM Kick some puppies.
9:00-9:30 AM Naptime!
9:30-11:00 AM Edit Uncyclopedia.
11:00-1:00 PM Lunch eaten off of dead babies.
1:00-3:00 PM High Tea with English Ambassador.
3:00-4:00 PM Afternoon Naptime.
4:00-6:00 PM Plot world domination.
6:00-7:00 PM Dinner.
7:00-9:00 PM Video Games.
9:00-10:00 PM Goatse.
10:00-11:00 PM Masturbate.
11:00 PM Sleep time!
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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“In Soviet Russia, Emmzee date rapes YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Emmzee

“Why did I even leave a comment in this creative black hole?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Emmzee

“He certainly does suck!”

~ Wayne on Emmzee

“I pity the fool that messes with Emmzee! Talking about...bad for the kids! Don't play me for no jibba-jabba fool!”

~ Mr. T on Emmzee

“There is no other man I admire more.”

~ He-Man on Emmzee

“Uhh...that last quote was pretty gay. You want to say something, He-Man?”

~ Bill Gates on that last quote

“SHUT UP! I'LL CUT YOU!”

~ He-Man on Bill Gates' mean comment

“George Bush doesn't care about Emmzee.”

~ Kanye West on Emmzee

I am now bringing Russian Reversal to every page. Watch out for Emmzee, 'cause I am gonna fuck you up. Seriously.

(points to self) (crotch thrusting) (points to you) (points up)

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The Man, The Legend, The Breakfast Cereal[edit]

Me after taking acid and then looking at Goatse.

Emmzee is one of the coolest mofo's ever. Except for that Gwax guy. He's cool too. But enough of the brown-nosing.

Why I am Awesome[edit]

Many people have complained that I am "egotistical". Well they don't know shit about me. Here is a short list of my accomplishements:

Matrickshax.PNGThis user has successfully hacked into the Matricks. What have you done lately?

Related People (for now)[edit]

That joke never gets old. Ha!

My Favorite Articles[edit]

The 5 Noble Truths[edit]

  1. I am Fucking Rad.
  2. I pwn your ass too hard.
  3. I am an Uncyclopedian.
  4. I like Pie.
  5. Metal is the only real form of music.
  6. I was voted "most likely to be eaten by a Grue" at Middle school graduation.