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The Burger Index, as coined by Mac McDonald, is an index of insight into one's obsessive compulsity (is that even a word?) in regards to burger-eating limits and standards. The Burger Index is mainly used by young-adult males to brag to their friends about how much meat they can eat in one sitting, typically without the inclusion of mandatory bathroom breaks.

The Burger Index, as performed through private and solicited questioning, is utilized by approximately 74% of the American population aged between 18-25. Of that 74%, 55% are overweight, but that's another story for a different article. (Read More!)

• ...Aquarius is a zodiac? Therefore I'm watching your every move from the skies?
  
  
• ...this bullet will kill you, however THIS bullet will kill you and everybody else in the room?
  
  
• ...this is a very ugly user page?
  
  
• ...despite what you may think, the cake is actually not a lie? Indeed, that all you have to do is go to your local supermarket's bakery section and ask for a cake, and you can choose what you want on it as well?
  
  
• ...that you can breathe oxygen?
  
  
• ...Rouge the Bat is a character in the Sonic the Hedgehog series?
  
  
• ...eyerape is not good for your health?
  
  
• ...that this is a homemade Did You Know section?
  
  
• ...Cap'n Crunch is a closet homosexual?
  
  
• ...I have a Royal Flush?
  
  
• ...all your base are belong to you?
  
  
• ...you should eat and drink to live?
  
  
• ...the length of the side opposite of the right angle on a right triangle is the square root of the sums of the squares of the two other sides?
  
  
• ...there's a Furry standing behind you?
  
  
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• ...the way to San Jose? Burt Bacharach certainly didn't.

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• Aquarius rules the world after winning a game of chess.
• Aquarius destroys the Moon with a photon torpedo.
• Overwhelmed by Federation ships, the king of the Borg surrenders to Aquarius.
• Gathering a force of Federation starships, everybody surrenders to Aquarius
• Vegeta buys an island of the coast of Peru.

• Forgiveness shortage. Sins Jesus died for used up!

• Those damn Aussies made the whole Swine Flu thing up!

• Warren Rupf honored by NAMBLA

• Halloween II failure prompts reboot of popular horror franchise. (Pictured)
• Is the Government doing enough to suppress the proletariat?

• Vice Versa Syndrome remains rampant

• Caroline Kennedy remembers uncle, 'Tedward'

• Protests erupt as Australia braces for Aimee Mann concert

• Mary Jo Kopechne's killer brought to justice

• CDC advocates female genital mutilation

• Indian woman unveils world's largest scissors! Stationers rejoice

• Trig mourns grandmommy's loss

• Mrs. Christ arrested for fraud!

• Altria achieves revenge on Reader's Digest

• Marriot says, "The slut begged for it"

• Lord Zedd arrested for drunken trespassing
• Bush praises Aquarius' actions as 'cool'.

The sweet taste of victory.

November 23: Official Lucky Glass Golf Trophy Meets Blonde Girl Who Wins At Golf Day

• 323 BC - Creation of GOLF (Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden).
• 265 BC - Golf drops the acronym and lets anyone play.
• 108 BC - Creation of golf trophy.
• 14 BC - First golf trophy race.
• 0 - Creation of glass.
• 45 - Creation of glass golf trophy.
• 924 - Creation of luckiness.
• 1910 - A very evil place is created, A.K.A Army & Navy Academy
• 1337 - Creation of 'Lucky Glass Golf Trophy'.
• 1502 - Creation of blonde girl.
• 1792 - Creation of blonde girl who plays golf.
• 1824 - Creation of 'Blonde Girl Who Wins At Golf'.
• 1825-2664 - Every year on this day, Blonde Girl Who Wins At Golf wins at golf and wins Lucky Glass Golf Trophy.
• 2665 - Abolition of glass, luckiness and blonde girls.

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