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The Burger Index, as coined by Mac McDonald, is an index of insight into one's obsessive compulsity (is that even a word?) in regards to burger-eating limits and standards. The Burger Index is mainly used by young-adult males to brag to their friends about how much meat they can eat in one sitting, typically without the inclusion of mandatory bathroom breaks.
The Burger Index, as performed through private and solicited questioning, is utilized by approximately 74% of the American population aged between 18-25. Of that 74%, 55% are overweight, but that's another story for a different article. (Read More!)
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- ...Aquarius is a zodiac? Therefore I'm watching your every move from the skies?
- ...this bullet will kill you, however THIS bullet will kill you and everybody else in the room?
- ...this is a very ugly user page?
- ...despite what you may think, the cake is actually not a lie? Indeed, that all you have to do is go to your local supermarket's bakery section and ask for a cake, and you can choose what you want on it as well?
- ...that you can breathe oxygen?
- ...Rouge the Bat is a character in the Sonic the Hedgehog series?
- ...eyerape is not good for your health?
- ...that this is a homemade Did You Know section?
- ...Cap'n Crunch is a closet homosexual?
- ...I have a Royal Flush?
- ...all your base are belong to you?
- ...you should eat and drink to live?
- ...the length of the side opposite of the right angle on a right triangle is the square root of the sums of the squares of the two other sides?
- ...there's a Furry standing behind you?
- ...that you are still reading this?
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December 16: Random Consonants Celebration Day
- 785 - The Knights of the Round Tablet go in search of the Holy Grail. They fail to exit the bottle, which is child-proofed.
- 1985 - South Africa ends its fan on interracial marriages. An air conditioner replaces it.
- 1985 - United Airlines Pilots go on trike for 29 days. Most are medically retired aftwards with back and leg injuries.
- 1986 - The fictional events in the unsuccessful video game Grand Theft Auto: Nice City take place.
- 1986 - The Soviet Union launches the Bir space station. Vodka manufacturers complain.
- 1986 - In Ukraine, one of the reactors at the Chernobyl unclear plant explodes. The reason for the explosion is not clear.
- 1986 - Nintendo releases The Legend of Welda. Oxy-acetyline equipment subsequently doubles in price.
- 1988 - Queen Elizabeth strips jockey Lester Piggott of his OME. With nowhere to live, Piggot goes to the media to ask for 'elp.
- 1988 - Antonio Gomes dos Santos stands lotionless in a Lisbon, Portugal shopping center for 15 hours, 2 minutes and 55 seconds. Eventually he goes to another shop and buys some skin creme.
- 1988 - Philip Morris bugs Kraft Foods for US$13.1 billion. Kraft tells them to get lost.
- 1990 - British gameshow Countdown launches Random Consonants Celebration Day.
- 1991 - The first sliced pan was invented, leading to the downfall of all humanity.
- 1992 - All Humanity bounces back with new album.
- 1996 - Big Bird develops cancer while on the set. Hunters everywhere cry.
- 1998 - Big Bird passes away in peace. Three attend funeral, and there was a lovely barbeque reception afterward. All future episodes of Sesame Street© are safe, because they were all filmed in 1957.
- 2005 - Saddamn Hussaign is accused repeatedly of passing gas while in court. After each accusation he shouts back random profanities and makes several insults about the judge's family, his mother in particular.
- 2045 - The Germans are appreciated for the first time in 100 years for inventing the word 'Schifffahrt' meaning boat cruise.
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Enzo Aquarius! For many months, Enzo Aquarius has slowly gained control of Uncyclopedia. His next phase, the change of his talk page to the main page will ensure this even more. To this day, Aquarius has affected 47 individuals alone and brainwashed them into his secret military organization named 'Section 31 Area 51'. Vote for Aquarius, and join his supreme reign! Alez Cuisine!
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