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Well, bugger me slowly with a jackhammer. Finally, a creative outlet for all my humourous inclinations, a place where I can ramble on making absolute consistent nonsense and wax surreal with the web's best (and possibly only) open-content collaborative, anarchic laughter project.

And, my goodness, it's hard writing consitent and funny stuff. Especially when all around you --- what now? What is it you want? Hey? What the f---? OK, most around you are consistently funny. I mean, I've got at least four "+5, Funny"s on Slashdot. I bet there are people here with at least ten.

I also reckon there's a better chance of me getting made an administrator in these parts than on Wikipedia, which is why I am here.

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and knows how to queue.
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