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Phil Hartman Page

would it be better if I moved the article to "The Phil Hartman Curse" so as not to stand in the way of any later Phil Hartman page that might be more about the actual Phil Hartman in the future--Cockofavoice 11:05, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

The best place to put the page would actually be in a subpage of your userpage, until you've done some work on the page and submitted it through Pee Review, made revisions, and had a while to think on it. This way, the only thing that lands up in Mainspace are good articles that don't need to be considered for ICU, VFD, etc. Just use the "Move" button at the top of Phil Hartman, and then add "User:Cockofavoice/" before the article's title. Once the page has been moved, venture over to QVFD and list it with a reason of "Moved to userspace for work" or similar. Feel free to hop onto IRC if you need some quick pointers.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   11:08, Thursday 10 December 2009  


I saw you ICUed Phil Hartman. I just wanted to let you know that the user who's writing the article is new here, and hadn't yet been welcomed. I welcomed the user and let him/her/it/they/em know that the writer could remove an ICU tag and replace it with a Construction one. The user is new, after all, and probably didn't know about the Construction tag. Although I think your suggestion about moving it to user space is fine too. Happy editing! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  00:00, December 11, 2009 (UTC)


SAFPAS.png For your vote in VFS

and as promised last time
You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage whilst inside those areas of Uncyclopedia under Zionist domination.
Certificate also redeemable for one (1) free bagel at your nearest grocery - simply print out and present
to the shopkeeper to claim your free bagel with the filling of your choice.

Rabbi Techno


For having two of your cocks on the front page at the same time! (Sadly, they seem to be actual size) Uncy history was made thirty-two minutes ago. Yay! Aleister in Chains 00:32 11 4 mmx

Vandal Warning Vandalisim Reverted on User:RAHB

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Phew, glad I checked for a whore section of your talk page. One likes to follow protocols.

User:DrStrange/Templates/Vortex Doooood, it's like spinnin' and stuff.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  16:42, December 10, 2009 (UTC)


Is this where I give you this, or what?

 –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 16:54, 29 December 2009

I know it's late, don't bitch at me. Bitch.


Oh, and thanks for the vote :)
--It's Magically Fucking Delicious


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But don't try this at home. [1]  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 06:16, 8 January 2010


This woman saw your cock on the front page and wanted to come to visit. Go figure. Thanks for your vote on Sideboob, it helped to put the boob pictures and some lousy writing onto the front page. Appreciated. Al sans chains 13:38 12 4 mmx

Emo Thanks

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You made an emo girl happy!

Because of your vote you gave, you have earned a kiss from that happy emo girl, as well as being spared from an mean emo's wrath.Iwillkillyou333 is also happy he made this nice, depressed template as a nice thank you.

Now go get that emo girl's number, and take her to watch a warehouse fire. Fun, isn't it?

--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 02:33, April 22, 2010 (UTC)