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US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.

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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
[[Asshat ah-P]] This f****r speaks Asshat heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
AardvarkPainting.jpg This user finds the word "aardvark" intrinsically funny
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams.
Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
Potatohead aqua.png This user wants Your mom featured.

Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Hi. My name is Eugene. I'm a lamer, and so are you. Vandalize my talk page or something.

I used to be Ekashp, but I've changed my name because I didn't like it. (Don't tell Spang).

Random IRC Nonsense[edit]

<Jewish_Adolf> sieg heil
<Shandon> nahh
<Shandon> Jewish_Adolf would be like "Mazzelheil"

Stuff I've Plagiarized Written[edit]

  1. VTech
  2. {{useraardvark}} Stolen from Sannse's user page and userboxed.
  3. Various redirects and edits
  4. Stuff as ekashp
  5. ...
  6. Profit!

Hammer and sickle.png This user is a

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭

This user is ARR-some!

Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
enl-N This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder.
This space for rent.


This user is reading your thoughts!

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.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT Daeh-gnidolpxE.gif
253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

Potatohead aqua.png This user wants This_page_does_not_exist featured.

Dollar sign.gif This user is a fan of anything...WITH SAVINGS!!!
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

simp This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on his\her userpage!

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
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Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

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