User:EugeneKay/beta

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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu. (List of Pielanders) en-N This user is a native speaker of English. AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! [[Asshat ah-P]] This f****r speaks Asshat heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. This user finds the word "aardvark" intrinsically funny ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! REDIRECT Template:User explode This user has eye beams. This user seriously needs to calm down. This user wants Your mom featured. This user is not and has never been Napoleon.	Hi. My name is Eugene. I'm a lamer, and so are you. Vandalize my talk page or something. I used to be Ekashp, but I've changed my name because I didn't like it. (Don't tell Spang). Random IRC Nonsense <Jewish_Adolf> sieg heil <Shandon> nahh <Shandon> Jewish_Adolf would be like "Mazzelheil" Hitlerific Stuff I've Plagiarized Written VTech {{useraardvark}} Stolen from Sannse's user page and userboxed. Various redirects and edits Stuff as ekashp ... Profit!	This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭ This user is ARR-some! Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek! enl-N This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder. — This space for rent. This user is reading your thoughts! No user serviceable parts inside. .EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!! This user wants This_page_does_not_exist featured. This user is a fan of anything...WITH SAVINGS!!! ♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
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