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Hello! If you want to discuss with me about articles I edited, please go to the Discussion Page. If you vandalise or mess up my page, you WILL suffer I will revert it. If you really feel like messing up people's pages, there's a website for that, and it's Wikipedia. Oh, and, once you get there, please mess up contribute to their pages A Lot. The admins will thank you for that!

British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
...jolly good, wot?!
(British Uncyclopedians)
For those without comedic tastes, the "questionable parody" of this website called Wikipedia have an article very remotely related to me.

Welcome to Britain. I hope you enjoy your stay. Actually, you may never go away again. Because...well...things here are run differently, they are run:


zh-N This user is a native speaker of Chinese.


sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.
uk-4 This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level.
fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.

L'utilisateur parle le français «un peu».

ns-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Newspeak.

Prole doubleminusunderstand doubleplusgood language.

it-E This user only speaks Italian because it was a required course in school.

Questo utente soltanto studiò l'italiano nella scola, è non l'ha uzzato poi.

la-F This user got an F in Latin and likes their native language better (if they have one).

G Odit linguam usor.