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Call 1-800-666-6666.

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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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NO This user doesn't care.
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Pirates do it till you walk the plank.

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笨蛋 这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么. [1]
2 This user has contributed 2 pints points to the Uncyclopedia [email protected] Team.

UncyclopeCareer Milestones[edit]

  • 17:53, 15 July 2006 - First Edit.
  • 08:22, 25 November 2006 - First #1 Hit.
  • 08:53, 27 November 2006 - First Bottom of the Chart.
  • 06:18, 28 November 2006 - Beginning of First Flame War.
  • 15:43, 1 December 2006 - Converted to Zimism.

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