User:Filanator

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“This is the user page of the Uncyclopedia editor who calls himself Filanator”

~ Captain Obvious

I'm so bored, I'm going to create my own page.

What's more, it's going to be made entirely of links. Just random pages. Well, when I'm done anyway. By the way, feel free to add links.

Thankyou for visiting my humble page.

This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.

I'm a student from Australia, as you can tell by my little template up there. No-one touch that template.

[edit] Quotes

“This person occasionally edits Uncyclopedia, and calls himself Filanator”

~ Captain Obvious on Filanator

“Filanator is dead. Filanator remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become Filanators simply to appear worthy of it?”

~ Friedrich Nietzsche on the death of Filanator

“The only thing worse than being Filanator is not being Filanator”

~ Oscar Wilde on not being Filanator

“I hate that guy.”

~ God on Filanator

[edit] Me

[edit] My Editing Status

I joined Uncyclopedia on the 15th of June, 2007. Since I'm a member of the Grue army (Red and Black Squadron) I get rid of graffiti a lot, and as a member of the Comma Brigade I proofread a lot of stuff. Generally, however, I add stuff to unfinished text adventures.

Actually, I think I might make my own text adventure. Update: I've started now, here it is. Feel free to add to it.

[edit] What I look like

Several people think I am a vampire and/or am about to kill 5 million Jews (I'm not racist by the way, I just look like Hitler without a moustache). I have what looks like a combover but isn't, and I am constantly solving my Rubik's Cube. It's actually an addiction. I'm not proud.

[edit] My Interests

My interests include:

• Reading
• Science
• School
• General nerdy stuff
• The Grue Army
• Uncyclopedia text adventures. Hopefully, I can finish them all. Then I'll get to add more userboxes
• Userboxes

[edit] My Userboxes

I'm such a userbox whore.

This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user loves pi

This user is a complete, irredeemable skull. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and h4x0rz at the skull.

This user is a vampire. Bleh!

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1+	This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

usb	This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb!	No, really!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

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This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be dexter.

This user's IQ is Over 9000.

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. Help!

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

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♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00.

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to hell.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes he/she does.

—	This space for rent.

Temp	This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
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This user is an Australian ... Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians)

This user is an anti-Texan And is a suspect of terrorism (List of other anti-Texans)

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight

This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.

This user can be found on the Uncyclopedia Frappr Map.

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This user is a zombie. BARHAH!

This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with his/her money!

This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

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This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

IP	This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.

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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

This user is a Pudgist. ....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.

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This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus.

This user be a follower of the FSM.

This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets."

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user fears the clowns.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

This user will give you a seizure.

This user is a geek.

ego	This user is a deluded egomaniac.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

n00b	This user is a n00b.

MEH	This user redefines lazy.

UBX	This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.

This user should not be trusted.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

Is it still this user that makes you sweat Is it still this user you think about bed When the lights are dim and your heart is racing?

NO	This user doesn't care.

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

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This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain

This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.

This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!

This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.

TA	This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

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This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.

MS-4	This user has learned to speak his mind all the time. Stop the war!

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This user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.

sa-P	This f****r speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour .

This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

This User Hates George W. Bush

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[edit] Useful Links

For me, not for you.

• Base of Operations of the Grue Army
• Another Base of Operations of the Grue Army
• Ceridwyn's proofreading service
• My text adventure

[edit] Polls