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I LOVE FERRETS!! I have 2. I'm also Grue-proof. ;D

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1 This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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; This user is a Grammar Nazi. Heil Semicolon!
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Yes, I'm a girl and I play video games.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[[1]]].

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

I'm also a hippie.

This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
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Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

My first game was Sonic 3 with Knuckles. My first RPGs were OoT and Pokemon (both of which I've beaten several times), so after that, I thought any other game had terrible graphics. I've beaten Twilight Princess and Super Paper Mario, both for Wii, so poo on you!

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This user is a geek.
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I have a Wii, a PS2, a GameCube, an XBOX, a Gameboy Color, a Gameboy Advance, an SP, a DS, a DS Lite and an N64.

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....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.

Essex girl in fashion.jpg This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.
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MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.


Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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