User:Freakinfarter

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“Freakinfarter once helped me putrefy my espresso.”

~ Courtney Love on Freakinfarter
                             P.S. Now refer to me as "LOLOL". It's my new Nickname.

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WELCOME TO TEMPLATELAND![edit]

I don't need help with anything! I just like templates!

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This user hates Grimace, the giant purple butt plug, as much as Peter Griffin does.
This user has been to SwimCon and hates Inuyasha and other anime and loves Family Guy.
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Or eaten by a grue.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.

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has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


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Call 1-800-666-6666.

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