User:Freaky Mutant Man

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Freaky Mutant Man is a mutant from the Sewers of the North Pole, who is freaky.

Biography[edit]

Freaky Mutant Man, born on August 23, 1019, was the theme of much applause at birth, but then he fell into the nearby toxic waste, gaining superpowers and becoming a freaky mutant. Here is what we think is a transcript of what happened next:

FMM: Umm, hello?

FMM's Mom: Yay! Your first wo- OH GOD HIDEOUS THING! RUN!

Since then, he has become a famous musician (Career ended when he accidentally shot somebody), a U.S. Army Marine (Ended when he accidentally killed somebody, was captured, then shot his way out) and various other jobs.

Powers[edit]

He can shoot magic flames from his mouth, perform feats through random crap, kill people with senseless spamming and some other unimportant crap.