User:Fredd The Mahmauscher
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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is July 7th. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message. |
WELCOME TO OUR NEW AND UNIMPROVED USERPAGE OF MAGNIFICENT PROPORTIONS
Hi, there! We are the not-so-new Fredd The Mahmauscher! We're far more sophisticated than Mahm00shA
Some people call us Fredd, some call us Musher, others call us Paranoid, but nobody calls us Samantha.
Personal Information[edit]
We are a 19 eons old male. We hail from Egypt, Land of The Suntanned. We attend to the university of "The Temple Of Pillars Of Epic Proportions" where we are studying the dark arts of Sorcery, Necromancy, and Voodoo.
If you are interested in meeting us in person, we live in the Great Pyramid, 4th floor, door 404 (Error: Door Not Found.) Warning: Beware of spiders (lvl 37), they're poisonous. Also, don't use the elevator, it hasn't been maintained for ages (yes, literally.) And don't use the staircase, it will collapse and you will fall into an abyss. So, unless you can levitate, don't bother. (Note: If you can actually levitate, beware of the acid-spitting, fire-farting mummy-dogs [lvl 51] guarding the windows.[1])
Fredd The Mahmauscher Features[edit]
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Fredd The Mahmauscher™ comes with many, many new and totally useless features. For instance: Fredd The Mahmauscher can legally smoke and have sex, two much anticipated features that Mahm00shA lacked.[2] | 
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In October 2009, an IT company, FAKEtech, was awarded a €2 contract to upgrade Mahm00shA's humourware. The following day, an operation was performed, in which they took away
- his kidneys
- half of his liver
- his frontal lobe
- his left testicle
- (had it not been for some well-preserved mummies, Mahm00shA would have died.)
But on the bright side, he received
- a free lobotomy
- a phallus of unspeakable proportions
- a cheap-ass Taiwanese microchip that gave him a slightly better sense of humour.
The following is a table of comparison between the old us; Mahm00shA and the new us; Fredd The Mahmauscher:
| Feature | Mahm00shA | Fredd The Mahmauscher |
|---|---|---|
| Age | 18 | 19 |
| Sex | Male | SuperMale |
| Penis length | 7" | 14" |
| Humour style | Lame | Lame 2.0 |
| Humour version | 1.01.00.27 | 2.00.01.10 |
| Girlfriend | Yes | Deceased |
| IQ | 163 | 63 |
| Rollback Plunger | No | Yes |
Literary Revelations[edit]
All are mummy shit.
- There are FAs
- 'UnScripts:An interview with an Egyptian taxi driver Co-authored with Diio. Featured on the 4st of June 2009. Runner-up to the article of the month. Fifth best article of the year.
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Featured Article: UnScripts:An interview with an Egyptian taxi driver This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
- UnTweets:Osama Bin Laden Featured on the 14st of November 2009.
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Featured Article: UnTweets:Osama Bin Laden This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
- HowTo:Be A King Co-authored with Sir Sog1970. Featured on the 22st of January 2010. Article of the month.
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Featured Article: HowTo:Be A King This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
- Kurdish Military Industries Featured on the 29nd of March of 2010. Article of the month. (Polished by SPIKE, MadMax, Sog1970 and DaDopeboy)
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Featured Article: Kurdish Military Industries This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
- MTV Castles: Elizabeth Bathory Featured on the 14st of April 2010. Article of the month. (Polished by Sog1970 and Romartus)
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Featured Article: MTV Castles: Elizabeth Bathory This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
- UnBooks:Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water Featured on the 1nd of May 2010. (Polished by Sog1970)
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Featured Article: UnBooks:Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
- Bob the Sperm Co-authored with Sir Sog1970. Featured on the 19rd of May 2010.
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Featured Article: Bob the Sperm This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
- Spider Rewritten with uncle Aleister in Chains. Featured on the 26st of May 2010.
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Featured Article: Spider This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
- Also, we participated in several IC projects
- Great Britain, which was featured on the 0th of Farsh of the year 2009 CE.
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Featured Colonization: Great Britain This person contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
- Bruce Wayne, which was featured on the 0th of Farsh of the year 2010 CE.
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Featured Colonization: Bruce Wayne This person contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
- There's also
- Then there's the shitty bandcruft
- And finally, the works-in progress/future projects
Footnotes[edit]
- ↑ Alternatively, you can buy a Wizard's Staff of awesomeness (+11) and kill off those creatures. Good luck finding a store that sells that kind of staffs at reasonable prices in these ages... Better yet, you can just CLICK HERE to teleport directly to our bathroom, or something.
- ↑ Yes. They're totally useless because we live in Ancient Egypt, and cigarettes haven't been invented, yet. Pussy hasn't been invented, either..
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