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British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)
— user is evil! muahahahah
Boredkid.jpg This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
— Registered
BigBrother.jpg This user is an Atheist.
...who couldn't care less where the decent articles came from, as long as they are funny.
us-X This user only speaks American English enough to seduce native American English speakers.
— seductive
de-F This user got an F in Deutsch and likes their native language better (if they have one).
— failed
fr-F This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one).
— failed
us-0 This user does not understand American English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
— do not understand
gb-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Gibberish whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
— accent
il-L Thith uther thpeakth Igpay Atinlay with a really thexy lithp.
— lisp
rh-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Random Humour.
— basic
ow-0 This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned.
— does not care
Jsbach-bass.jpg This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.

Member of the Order
Commander of the Order

I occasionally forget to log in, and therefore some (most) of my work can be attributed to, and countless other random IP addresses.

I am a robotic supercomputer-driven monster of incomprehensible evil and I may kill you if I take a shine to you.

If you are one of those people who posts illegible pap while erasing other hard-working writers' fantastic satirical humour, then I will shit on you until you beg me for more.

Can't argue wit' dat!


Some of my better creations include:



I was a partner in the production of Doctor Who. FEATURED ARTICLE


Ronald McDonald This one appears to attract quite a lot of retards who occasionally edit this article beyond recognition. Don't blame me if you read it and you find it to be utter rubbish ;)


Worst 100 Toys of All Time

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