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I love sarcasm. But he's not a very good lay since he's only gentle when you're oblivious to him.

Don't mind my user name, I'm just trying to sound cool. :)

You don't care about me. I'll probably only be here for a month or two. Why are you here? Go away.

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Vogon poetic justice.jpgRespect this user! They know Vogon poetry and will not hesitate to recite it.
Evolutionism-recursion.jpg This user is a Evolutionist.
...who believes that all decent articles evolve over time, through various users.
ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
es-E This user only speaks EspaƱol because it was a required course in school.
du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
rh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.
tx-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Texan whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
uk-F This user got an F in Correct English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.