User:Funnybony

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Pretty Please!

“If you had any fuckin' heart at all you'd be out fuckin' stealin' for a livin'!”

~ Joe Pesci on Uncyclopedia

“What martial arts did Jack Bauer study?? - I'll tell you what, pal, Jack Bauer can stick Martial Arts, and his deputy, up Jet Li's ass!”

~ Bruce Willis on Jack Bauer

“If the Earth is one country then food produced by the Planet can be evenly distributed in Africa where all those niggers are starving their asses off! I won't even hug Barak Obama until those savages get fed! Otherwise they'll eat each other and none will be left!”

~ Bono on advantage of the United States of Earth

“He's actually written rather a lot of stuff you know.”

~ MrN9000 on Funnybony having actually written rather a lot of stuff.

Here's some of my dumb-ass stuff. I'm the kinda guy who loves jokes like "Polish Coyote" (he chewed off three of his legs and he was still caught in the trap), but hates "knock knock" jokes (except for Q: wanna hear a knock knock joke? - A: Sure, you start it out!".

Pee Review gives me loads of advice which I'll always follow to best of my ability. Better to get Pee Review help rather than nominate, Pee is much more helpful dudes who take a lot of trouble to help people out.

I think it's funny, otherwise I wouldn't bother. The ONLY way I'll be compensated is if some of you get a laugh. Don't be so fucking serious, Jackson! Otherwise "go to Wikipedia!".

The Misunderstood: Most people had no idea what they were talking about, but Karma found it unbearable.

Hey, attn audio: Check out my music: http://www.myspace.com/themisunderstood1966 The Misunderstood

It was fun enough to write... hope you enjoy--Funnybony 20:18, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] 24's Script Writers Suck

Imagine, if you will, that Jack Bauer is easily over-powered by a single bad guy, thrown down a set of stairs and cracks a rib! Right? Sure, and a bear shits in the bathroom, the Pope is a Mormon, the ocean holds-back New Orleans, and Moby Dick drowned!! Jack Bauer might be immune to Kriptonite, but he is a sitting duck for 24's dumb-ass screen writers, who take morbid pleasure in putting blockades to trip-up Jack's best laid plans. One minute Jack has it all together, then, SHIT! The goddamn screen-writers display their own biased ignorance by getting in Jack's way. For example: After 11 episodes of chasing, Jack finally has the Terrorist leader in hand, then the stupid script-writers send the FBI to arrest Jack over some protocol BS, and Osama gets away. Jeez! Whose side are they on, anyway? If the screen-writers, and everyone else, would get the hell out of Jack Bauer's way the sooner we can all go home, safe and sound. Yesterday Movie star Kiefer Sutherland has instigated a campaign to raise twenty-million signatures to, "kick the bumbs out!" Sutherland told Rolling Stone Magazine that the screen writers on 24 were, "Jack Bauer's biggest headache!" He called them, "traitors and morons" and said they were the "real bad guys behind everything". Like terrorist Abu Fayed is just an innocent made-up character, but the screen-writers are REAL PEOPLE. Who are you going to blame for all these fuck-ups and terror-attacks? A make-believe character or a real person? So far on the first day Sutherland has only collected 60 million signatures from around the world - but the gap is closing fast... only minus forty million left to go.

[edit] FLASH

Yesterday the City of New York was evicted from “Ground 0” – for it’s refusal to provide a one billion Amero security deposit plus interest retroactive to the birth of Muhammad (c. 570 AD). Mayor of Ground Zero, H.E. Donald Trump, was slightly taken-aback by the 9/11 bombings, before retaliating with this eviction notice to New York, both as a City and as a People. The National Guard is on-alert around-the-clock making sure that all traces of New York remain outside the boundries of Ground Zero. The matter is going up before the Supreme Court in the landmark case, NY v/s G0. About the case Rudolph Giuliani was quoted, "Fuck You!!!"--Funnybony 21:10, 22 July 2009 (UTC)


AAN.jpg This user has been adopted by MrN9000. 
---And proud of it!!!
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