User:Garionepsilon

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Nuvola apps important.svg Attention <insert name here>
YES YOU, ASSHAT.

This user already hates you.

Please leave and don't come back.




Satire? Nobody gives a flying testicle about satire anymore. You're wasting your time. Nobody appreciates it. But hey, I'll humour you. I like satire. I'll have a crack at it, but don't expect it to be fantastic.


Rawr.


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[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.


Userboxtradingcard.svg.png This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
GAH. This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
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... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
de-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.
sa-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Sarcasm.
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
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Grandpiano.gif This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
A This user is an adult and so doesn't know what fun is.
BK THIS USER IS A BLACK KNIGHT!!
Towel migration.jpg This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
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British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and is terribly polite
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This is illegal, you know.