User:Grueeater

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" Alcoholism: you have two cows then you get drunk and kill both of them" - Mega Knigh22


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OK... I am Grueeater...I tried to eat a grue once...didn't work... so little children on uncyclopedia right now listen to my words of wisdom... DONT EAT GRUES! Thank you that is all....


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NO This user doesn't care.
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This user is an adventurer.

Amonite Cropped.jpg This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia.
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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.
)

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Anti-Communist,
... and is unabashedly American!

Canadian Flag.jpg This user is Canadian
Feel free to leave
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This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
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This user walks down the
left hand path
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Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
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teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png
Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.


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This user tastes like you only sweeter.

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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


al-P This f****r speaks the Ancient Language heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
ca-P This f****r speaks Canajan, eh? heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
elv-P This f****r speaks Elvish heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
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This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.

Grues will be eaten by massive humans some time in the year 3000!!!!! MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!
Small notebook gamer.jpg This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.
Cat03.jpg This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
Ohnogun.jpg This user Hates pokemon.
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RS This user plays RunEscape. Laugh at Pray for them.
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This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
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Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This page contains catgirls, hentai and/or furries and is not safe for human consumption.

If caught reading this page, roll over and play dead.

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Ha ha, n00b. Wanna load a savestate, or quit? (Type RESTORE, or QUIT):

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This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.

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