User:Guildensternenstein

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Noob of the Month Award Noob of the Month February 2009

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This user has fixed that damn leaky oil filter on the Uncyclopedia Pinto, by doing more rewrites than any other user during Conservation Week 2009-A.

We don't have money, so we just gave them the Greasy Mechanic Award for their help. Get your own next time around and help fix up Uncyclopedia.


Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month April 2009

Author of the Month UnBooks Author of the Month May 2009

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You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing - there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!


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Me.

Hi. I am Guildensternenstein, which is a combination of the nonsensical names 'Guildenstern' and 'Sternenstein'. So yeah. That's more-or-less it.

Contents

[edit] Articles I have written

Also me.

Bold = Personal Favorite

[edit] Metal Gear

[edit] D&D:IRL

[edit] Filmmakers

[edit] Sports

[edit] Bands

[edit] Politics & Religion

[edit] Actors

[edit] Other

[edit] Misc.

[edit] HowTo's I have written

[edit] UnBooks I have authored

[edit] UnPoetia I have authored

[edit] UnScripts I have authored

[edit] Pages I'd like to rewrite

[edit] Other peoples'

I've taken it upon myself to rewrite all (or at least most of) the articles on great directors here, because I'm an avid film fan, and yeah. Also, the articles on most of these guys totally suck, so yeah.

[edit] My own

[edit] Usergroups I've founded

[edit] Images my IRL friend chopped for me

[edit] Audios

[edit] Articles I have reviewed

[edit] Future Articles

Stuff I'm currently planning/writing etc.

  • Document 2
  • The Fifties
  • Porcupine Tree (great band)
  • Khaled Hosseini
  • Jose Saramago
  • Cormac McCarthy
  • Unfomercials:Amazing Knife Set! (or something similar)
  • Unbooks:American History! Part II
  • Something Turducken-related
  • The Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy
  • Picket's Theorem
  • UnScripts: Every Episode of Dragon Ball Z Ever Made
  • UnBooks: Great Abridged Progressive Rock Epics
  • Pretentious Restaurant Menu
  • Milton Bradley (as sort of a tie-in with Chutes and Ladders)
  • Speculative History Documentary
  • UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England
  • UnBooks:Insipid Sentimental Women's Novel

Note: If you steal my intellectual property, I *will* fuck you up. *looks tough*

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9 months and 22 days.

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