User:Gumbal1

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I really hate this article.

Ceiling cat is watching you read this crap.










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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
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Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.

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and eats ham and jam and spamalot!


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This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
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This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own Chosen People.

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As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor do they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.


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This user thinks that
Mr winkler is GAY, he suxs!


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This article contains material that may cause you to start screaming.



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Mwa ha ha ha ha!
This article wants to drink your blood!


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Absorbing all of it may cause one's head to asplode.
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OWWWWWNED This user is a L33t [email protected] and probably uses aimbots or something. Beware or they will kill you again and again and again. And again.

Stupid camper.

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Be careful to not spill any milk or you will have to cry over it.


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2 times.


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Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable oxygen. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and mechanizes at the oxygen.


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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


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If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.


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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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For great justice take off every 'zig'.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.


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NO This user doesn't care.


Gandalf-sign.jpg Apparently, this user got his ass kicked by Mike Tyson and now puts random images wherever he pleases. What a revolting etching.

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This user huffs kittens and Catgirls.
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You forgot Poland.

Warning. This Article contains the spoiler that Snape killed Dumbledore.
So don't read it.


I like food[edit]

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Food I like:

My goals[edit]

My army[edit]

Who's the man NOW dog!?!?
We won!!!
You can stop now.
STOP!!!!
STOP NOW!!!!
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Weegee's revenge[edit]

Gallery[edit]

Acheivments[edit]

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Now go play in traffic.

And now for something, completely redundant.[edit]

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Random shit[edit]

The final fuck-up

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