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uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.



enl-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English, but Louder whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.



ht-X This user only speaks HTML enough to seduce native HTML speakers.

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=== Phonons ===

I love phonons. They're great! Big wibbly-wobbly vibrational waves expressed as quasipartices, what could be better? Anyway, this is the point:

Shut up. It's my page, I'll put whatever piss poor phonon jokes on it I want.

Tag me up, Holmes[edit]

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  1. ^ Want an 8-ball? Just shove {{eightball|your questions}} where you feel.
  2. ^ Also, you may have noticed that you can't actually shake the magic 8-ball. In this case, I suggest that you speak the question, then shake yourself until you believe you're shaking the 8-ball. I call this the spake and shake system.