User:Happy Weasel

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The Happy Weasel!
Scientific classification
Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Chordata
Class Thief
Order L33t Huffing!
Family To be focused on
Genus Musktelid
Species unFamiliaris
Binomial name
Musktelid unfamiliaris
Primary armament 1d+3,war dancing (coarse sharpening stone)
Secondary armament 1d1+4 Dook(may cause madness)
Power supply 3.2L 295 hp(222 KW for communists) H6- the Porche Boxter Sedan Trim engine
Health 3
Mana 2
Strength .3
Intelligence 5
Weight 2.2 Lb.
Length (1'5)-(3) Ft
Special attack War Dance, Huffing
Conservation status
Light Truck/ Medium Rare
16 This user has written 16 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

Senator Calhoun thanks you for voting for Xavier's article on him. Calhoun.jpeg
Now, and only now, can you consider yourself truly safe when the moon is full.
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A print of Constable's Haywain. Now your true class will be seen by all.


Baby Weasel.jpg Weasel3689 has awarded you A HAPPY WEASEL!
For picking the right username.
"Never forget: Weasels and Weaselpudge rule the world!!"

Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia!

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You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse.

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This user only speaks Bullet enough to seduce NRA members.
Weasel photo3.jpg This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.

.....AND I VOTE!!!!!!! IVOTE!!!.jpg See?

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A Charming Garden Inn
A Coastal Resort
Another Nice Coastal Resort
A little bit more than a coastal resort
Desert Resort
A nice town
Lakeside Resort
Riverside Resort


Evidence of pre-human and interspecial homersexuality
A homersexual




There is actually tower for BABBLING!!!

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A happy weasel[edit]


Adoptions/large contributions:

The Kingmaker

  • Adolf Hitler



Template Contribs:

  • FullofShit - Blamed
  • Conservative
  • Liberal
  • Libertarain
  • Spin
  • Minitrue2
A Canadian Resort

European Election


Oh. Can I sniff?

Flaming Turd[edit]

Firepoo.gif ITS POO AGAIN!!
The article you are view is propagating lies and is therefore full of shit.
This article is a flaming dog turd and should be stomped on...but if you do that, there would be crap all over your $6000 b00ts.

I DID MY FIRST TEMPLATE!!!! YAY!!!!- it was blamed though... it appears that my political ones are staying up longer.....

Pee Review Ratings[edit]

Rating Grade Comment

  • 47-50 A+ I will risk getting banned to have your article featured
  • 43-46 A I will bring your article to get featured, but I can't guarantee that it will
  • 39-42 A- I will nominate it, but I doubt it will get enough votes unless you clean it up
  • 36-38 B+ Strong article, bring it back in a few days and we will talk about it being nominat
  • 33-35 B an above-average product, but it still has a bit to go before feature
  • 29-32 B- This article is about average
  • 26-28 C+ This article is slightly below average and it has no real chance of going anywhere
  • 23-25 C This article is patently poor, not horrible may be a target for an admin
  • 20-22 C- HTBFANJS
  • 10-19 D NRV
  • 1-9 F VFD

..or it could just be creative differences, though some creative differences are just mechanical ramblings to others.

Awards and stuff[edit]

Senator Calhoun thanks you for voting for Xavier's article on him. Calhoun.jpeg
Now, and only now, can you consider yourself truly safe when the moon is full.

Xavier 19:30, 27 April 2007 (UTC)


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Dead Kennedys
Live Kennedys
Justice Anthony Kennedy loves international precedent.

Justice Anthony McLeod Kennedy (born 23 July 1936) has been an Associate Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court since 1988 and the lead singer of the Dead Kennedys since 1982.

Before SCOTUS[edit]

He was nominated and confirmed in 1988, and comes from the humble start of a electronic communication company lobbyist in congress. Showing that in America, a mere member of the Upper Middle Class can become someone today in America, so long as they went to Harvard. He began his road to SCOTUS as the dark apprentice of Darth Reagn after another Kennedy, Ted Kennedy struck down his old apprentice Darth Bork, who was known for his use of sporks to advocate the

His Tenure As Associate Justice[edit]

He is known for his use of international law in the defense of Torture, lynchings, stonings, sodomy, abortion, religious persecution, and in judge attire. He is particularly fond of the Canadian Supreme court, and wears their standard uniform during all sessions. This makes his master, Ronald Reagan spin in his grave.