User:Happy Weasel
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They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge.
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(Psst. He's probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)
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| The Happy Weasel! | |
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| Kingdom | Animalia |
| Phylum | Chordata |
| Class | Thief |
| Order | L33t Huffing! |
| Family | To be focused on |
| Genus | Musktelid |
| Species | unFamiliaris |
| Binomial Name | Musktelid unfamiliaris |
| Primary Armament | 1d+3,war dancing (coarse sharpening stone) |
| Secondary Armament | 1d1+4 Dook(may cause madness) |
| Power Supply | 3.2L 295 hp(222 KW for communists) H6- the Porche Boxter Sedan Trim engine |
| HP: | 3 |
| Mana Points: | 2 |
| Strength: | .3 |
| Intelligence: | 5 |
| Weight | 2.2 Lb. |
| Length | (1'5)-(3) Ft |
| Special Attack | War Dance, Huffing |
| Conservation Status | Light Truck/ Medium Rare |
 | Least Awards Award
This user has the least number of awards on uncyclopedia ph33r |
| 16 | This user has written 16 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
| Senator Calhoun thanks you for voting for Xavier's article on him. | 
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| Now, and only now, can you consider yourself truly safe when the moon is full. |
| For voting for her article, The British Class System, has awarded you:A print of Constable's Haywain. Now your true class will be seen by all. |
| Weasel3689 has awarded you A HAPPY WEASEL! |
| For picking the right username. | |
| "Never forget: Weasels and Weaselpudge rule the world!!" |
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| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
| This user is a complete, irredeemable ribaldry. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and meditates at the ribaldry. |
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| This user's IQ is Higher than yours. |
| This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47. |
| Eeek! | This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
| This user wants [[{{{1}}}]] featured. |
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| This user fears the clowns. |
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They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. |
| This user is not and has never been Napoleon. |
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| This user is cooler than you. |
| n00b | This user is a n00b. |
| This user believes that admins are control freaks. |
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| This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. |
| bu-X | This user only speaks Bullet enough to seduce NRA members. |
| This user is a Pudgist. ....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse. |
.....AND I VOTE!!!!!!!
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[edit] RESORTS
[edit] YAY!!
AHHHHH!!!
I LIKE PIGGIES!!! WEEEEEE!!!!
Whooops...
I HAVE NO BALLS!!!!!
[edit] A happy weasel
Adoptions/large contributions:
- Ferret
- Abortion
- Holy Bible: Revised Neocon Edition
- Republican Party
- 300
- Conservatism
- megatexas
- The template "Chickenhead"
The Kingmaker
- Adolf Hitler
Contribs:
- Law School
- Soul Market - A mutual with Keplan
- HowTo:Speed Up Human Evolution- next (A mutual with Keplan)
- eunuch
- el homo
- Homersexual-
- butt pirate-blamed
- Jenova's Witness
- Emergency Conception
- HowTo:Be For Something Before You Are Against It
IDEA BOX:
- Resorts of the Future
- Incontinence
- Pro-Choice
- Pro-Life
- creative differences
- behavior modification
- Short Bus
Template Contribs:
- FullofShit - Blamed
- Conservative
- Liberal
- Libertarain
- Spin
- Minitrue2
[edit] BLOODY PEASANTS
[edit] Flaming Turd
| ITS POO AGAIN!! |
| The article you are view is propagating lies and is therefore full of shit. | |
| This article is a flaming dog turd and should be stomped on...but if you do that, there would be crap all over your $6000 b00ts. |
I DID MY FIRST TEMPLATE!!!! YAY!!!!- it was blamed though... it appears that my political ones are staying up longer.....
[edit] Pee Review Ratings
Rating Grade Comment
- 47-50 A+ I will risk getting banned to have your article featured
- 43-46 A I will bring your article to get featured, but I can't guarantee that it will
- 39-42 A- I will nominate it, but I doubt it will get enough votes unless you clean it up
- 36-38 B+ Strong article, bring it back in a few days and we will talk about it being nominat
- 33-35 B an above-average product, but it still has a bit to go before feature
- 29-32 B- This article is about average
- 26-28 C+ This article is slightly below average and it has no real chance of going anywhere
- 23-25 C This article is patently poor, not horrible though...it may be a target for an admin
- 20-22 C- HTBFANJS
- 10-19 D NRV
- 1-9 F VFD
..or it could just be creative differences, though some creative differences are just mechanical ramblings to others.
[edit] Awards and stuff
| Senator Calhoun thanks you for voting for Xavier's article on him. |
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| Now, and only now, can you consider yourself truly safe when the moon is full. |
Xavier 19:30, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
[edit] FINAL ATTACK + REVIVE
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| Dead Kennedys |
| Live Kennedys |
| Anti-Kennedys |
Justice Anthony McLeod Kennedy (born 23 July 1936) has been an Associate Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court since 1988 and the lead singer of the Dead Kennedys since 1982.
[edit] Before SCOTUS
He was nominated and confirmed in 1988, and comes from the humble start of a electronic communication company lobbyist in congress. Showing that in America, a mere member of the Upper Middle Class can become someone today in America, so long as they went to Harvard. He began his road to SCOTUS as the dark apprentice of Darth Reagn after another Kennedy, Ted Kennedy struck down his old apprentice Darth Bork, who was known for his use of sporks to advocate the
[edit] His Tenure As Associate Justice
He is known for his use of international law in the defense of Torture, lynchings, stonings, sodomy, abortion, religious persecution, and in judge attire. He is particularly fond of the Canadian Supreme court, and wears their standard uniform during all sessions. This makes his master, Ronald Reagan spin in his grave.
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They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberal activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Drudge Report. (Psst. He's probably also a communist as well; quick! Inform HUAC!) )
They may even work at Focus on the Family or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos. (Pstt. He's probably also a Nazi as well; quick! Play the race card!)
