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How This Page Came To BeIndustrial Revolution. After I gained my freedom, I left home in search of adventure. At first I concidered sailing down the Mississippi on a raft, but I wanted to avoid copyright issues with Mark Twain, so I joined the army. I fought for 18 years before getting kidnapped by space pirates. I could've escaped too, but that egomaniac Captain Kirk just had to save the day. After I got home, I became stand up comic. Those 50 years are now just a big blur. Although I can slightly remember creating and hosting my TV show "Worlds Funniest Suicides: Caught on Tape!" Well the day I turned 70, I was strickin with an awful disease, oldness. This disease changed my life. I started wearing my pants up really high, keeping my blinkers on for 3 blocks, and gaining less respect from the youngsters. After I came to accept the fact that I was old, I decided to become a stalker on Club Penguin. Then I figured my life was over soon anyway, so I decided to make this page in my spare time.
Canada!!! The SectionCaptain Canada, Jim Carrey, and I think Bill and Ted are canadians cause they're so AWESOME! I mean who doesn't want to live in a country with free national healthcare, curling, and Communism? Well thats what I know about Canada, feel free to use this information in any school reports you may have to write about this wonderful nation.
The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything!drown puppies for your own sick entertainment, you will read on. Well you might be thinking, if this section doesn't answer the ultimate question, what is its purpose? The answer is adverisment. Thats right, this section is a giant ad! This company is paying me millions of dollars just to tell you to buy their product! Isn't that great! I only have to put it in there once too! So I might as well do that last. Well in the mean time, I'll just rub it in your face that i'm gonna be rich and you aren't! Man, what will I buy that you cant afford? Hmmm, Its gotta be something so good, that when you see it, you will be so mad that you dont have it!
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