User:Harsh noise

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Welcome, ladies, gentlemen, screaming toddlers, representives of major drugs companies, members of the Benefit Fraud Investigation Bureau to Harsh noise H.Q.

Info[edit]

  • Harsh noise is geniunely mentally ill. All satire based on this is the result of experience.
  • I edit with all the finesse of a pissed-up hippo on roller blades and I am utterly unashamed of the frequency with which I do so.
  • All my articles are crap and are labelled as such, so there is no need to point this out.
  • I am a Buddhist, no really, no shit.
  • I am also an anarcho-socialist i.e. spineless, namby-pamby, lefty-liberal gobshite.
  • I swear too much, both in speech and in my articles. GET THE FUCK OVER IT!
  • Plays the bass (musician bullshit to English translation - "was too shit at the guitar to get work"). Tunes by him and partners in crime can be found here: [1] and here [2].

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The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*


It ain't Tourette's (only 10% have coprolalia anyway, so stop picking on them), I just have a potty mouth.


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This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.

Chronic depressive alert. My happy pills are red. Thus, logically, Communism brings you happiness!


British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue.
(British Uncyclopedians)

Born in Birmingham, England and proud. I have to be. Otherwise the shame would kill me.


Thatsjustsad.png This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Guys Who Have Never Been Laid.


Yep, I'm one fat, ugly mother.


Jsbach-bass.jpg This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

I have octave issues.


Gnome-speakernotes.png This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!


I, noisician, can never get enough gain. More distortion, damn you! A chink of melody was starting to emerge from the ear-bleeding cacophony I have just created, mwahhahahahahah!!!!!!


Down with psuedo-Thatcherite British capitalism!


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What's that? You don't agree with His Excellency, President for Life Robert Mugabe's official policies?
You're trying to undermine Zimbabwe and her precious democracy, aren't you? TRAITORS TO THE REVOLUTION!

WHITE IMPERIALIST PIGS! GUARDS, GET 'EM!!!


Well, at least he isn't Idi Amin, bless 'im.

Notable Crimes Against Information[edit]

Crimes In The Making[edit]

Possible articles:-

  • Unbooks:- A Reggae Christmas Carol
  • HowTo: Drink Your Materials Grant And Get Away With It