User:Heavy Weapons Guy

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Number of Scouts, Spies, Demomen, Soldiers, Engineers, Medics, Snipers, Pyros, other Heavy's, Sentries, Dispensers, LEETLE BABIES, n00bs, YouTube Users, Forced Memes, other LEETLE video game characters, SPARTAAAANS, Jonas Brothers, Left 4 Dead characters, Half-Life characters, Portal characters, zombies, aliens, and Godmodding Anime bitches that got themselves killed by Heavy Weapons Guy since you opened this page:

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Heavy Weapons Guy
IT EEZ GOOD DAY TO BE GIANT MAN!!!
Name: Heavy Weapons Gay Guy
Gender: GIANT MAN
Height: 7'1"
Weight: 300 kilograms (450 with Sasha)
Eyes: Beady...AND RED WITH BLOODLUST
Ass: Concave.
Hair: Nope.
Species: Ruskie
Occupation: Arby's Employee CREDIT TO TEAM
Weapon of Choice: Sasha
Favorite Target: Ron Paul
Favorite Pastime: Keeling BABIES
Favorite Movie(s): Meet The Heavy, Meet The Engineer, Meet The Demoman, Meet The Soldier, Meet The Sniper, Meet The Scout, Meet The Spartans
Favorite Books: Chibi Vampire Manga series
Favorite Band(s): Rob Zombie, Psychostick, The Engineer n' his Guitar
Favorite Song(s): Heavy Sing Along Song
Favorite Foods: SANDVICH
I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY...
And THIS...is my WEAPON.

WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?

YOU ARE SO SMALL! IS FUNNY TO ME!

Oh ho ho ho! You are going to need MUCH BIGGER GUNS!!!

TANKS??? What sick man sends TANKS to fight HANKS?
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Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.
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Brain.gif This user's IQ is 150 kilograms and fires SPY.

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