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If you do not play
Grueslayer, I will turn into grue form, and eat you.
If YOU see or are part of a Major flamewar, tell me, and I'll have all wariors go to my Talk page. I will give my time to keep the flamewars from becoming ban-worthy. Aboutface! At ease, Soldier!
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Commander of the Grue Army
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| High Gen. Grue
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| Real Name:Gen. Han Solo
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| Age:CLASSIFIED
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| Gender: Male
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| Member since: I forget.
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| Weight/Mass: Less than 200 pounds
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| Occupation: High General, IRC surgeon
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Favourite Article Game: Game:Grueslayer
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| Favorite article: Stephen Hawking ran over my cat
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| Least Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: Euroipods
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| IRC name(s): HighGenGrue, HanSolo
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| Weapon of Choice: Chaingun/Pump-Action shotgun/Rifle/CHAINSAW THAT IS ON FIRE/Non-Lethal but VERY PAINFUL Riot gun.
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| Stupidest Action: Feeding a troll.
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Infobox ripped off legally taken from AAA!
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You are about to enter...
THE GRUE ZONE
Where you will probably die
BENSON!
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my anti-drug
[edit] About Me
Hello. You probably think I am always a grue. But you would be an imbecile. I am actually Han Solo, who drank a pial of Morpheous, made by Rebellion workers. Now, when I want to be a grue, I am. I have cats, which I don't huff (Other Cats:Yes).
Now that THAT is done, more stuff. I have beaten Uncy's Zork AND the real Zork. I am currently a Star Wars fanboy, and any snickering will earn you death.
[edit] My contributions
Articles
TYATU backups
- Note: These may be made by other people
TYATN
[edit] Useless boxes that I like to use
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[edit] Grue Army
Welcolme to the page of the Grue Commander, <insert name here>, and please, don't get eaten by A Grue soldier. add yourself if you want.
[edit] Members of the Army
These devoted users protect Uncyclopedia, with Honor, Bravery, and Vigilance. They have read the Code of War, and as they gained the knowledge, they pass it on to the next users, who will pass it on to the next, as my mentors had done long ago.
The Grue Army's General with UNSOC's first Preimer Party Member
[edit] Generals
[edit] Majors
[edit] Admirals
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[edit] Mechanized Assault Squad
[edit] What is the Grue Army?
The Grue Army is a Dedicate Group of Soldiers (Your rank, whatever) trying to eradicate vandalism, break up flame wars that aren't on BHOP, among other things, such as helping other users.
Note:If you need help from us, consult any members, listed above.
[edit] Recruitment Stations
[edit] Grue fortresses, bases, bunkers...
If you joined, and want to make a base on your userspace, go ahead. IF YOU WANT, i'm not saying you should.
[edit] Don't Die!
[edit] Entrance of Grue Base
It is dark. You see these words on a plaque: This base is owned by Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines.
Would you like to go to the barracks or High General Grue's office?
[edit] My to-do list...
