User:High Gen. Grue/GrueArmy/Credits

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We are the few, the proud, the Marines Grue Army - Uncyclopedia's one, but not only anti-vandal group. Members care about the wiki, and defend it with their life. They didn't recieve ANYTHING in return.

Until now.

The Grue Army gives out Credits. . Credits work like Yoinxx, except are different in value. Grue Army members can spend Credits, and get discounts on exclusive Grue Army items at the local Civillian Store, only available to them!

Warning:Credits contain C4, do not set on fire.
These Box things stolen from Jocke Pirat.


Credit Explanation[edit]

Credits can be confusing if you do not know how to use them.

Credits are worth 0.25 Yoinnx. You may convert 4 Credits into 1 Yoinxx, but not 1 Yoinxx into 4 credits.

0.25 Yoinxx = 1 Credit.


You gain Credit Rations per month based on your rank. The Ranks Soldier, Scout, and Covert Ops recieve 140 Credits per month. Ranks Private, Captain, and Marshal get 250 Credits per month. Ranks Admiral, Major, and General recieve 500 per month. All troops begin gaining Credits once they subscribe below.


Use[edit]

There is no officer that will record your Credits. It is your responsibility.

In some cases, we will record your exchanges. But mostly, you have to out of your bunk and do it yourself. The check to exchange credits is here, with instructions on use. You are free to make your own version. Soldiers, Scouts, and Covert Ops recieve 150 Credits per month. Privates, Captains, and Marshals recieve 250. Admirals, Majors, and Generals recieve 500 per month.

Rank Member Credits
Captain High Gen. Grue C500
Admiral THEDUDEMAN C990
Captain Starnestommy C1000
Marshal Uncyclopedian C500
Scout Premier Tom Mayfair C290
Private Bonner C250
Soldier MNM5150 C150
Private Gert5 C1500
Private Meganew C150


Purchase Surplus Items[edit]

You can also buy things straight from the surplus, which makes it cheaper. Items in the Surplus can only be bought with Credits.

Credits can be used to buy things staright from the surplus.

You can also buy things straight from the surplus, which makes it cheaper. Items in the Surplus can only be bought with Credits.

Weapons and Equipment
Other junk
Grue Army


BUY IT NOW![edit]

Place checks here. Send your checks to the Grue Army Fund, where we can give it back to you the following month.

The M16 rifle. Premier Tom Mayfair

Enjoy your rifle. Please do not shoot civilains. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:40, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

The M16 my good man.--General And Min. THEDUDEMANhttp://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 13:31, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Yep. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:53, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

C100 (The Grue) and C1000 (Custom Tile) please. --User:AbaddonGuild 8:35, 24 September 2007 (GMT)

This place is very rarely used now. We use the Unsoc website these days. And yes, the grue is avaliable there. Han may allow use of this page sometimes, but I'm not sure. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
By the way, you don't have 1100 credits yet. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!