User:Hindleyite
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[edit] You want articles?
Oh, fine then. Here's some of my most recent articles. When I say "recent", I mean "in the last year"...
- Mini (rewrite for PLS)
- UnNews:'Gang spotter guide' for parents - September 08
- Wikia Inc. Corp. Ltd. - July 09
Er, and that's about it... Well, I did say I've been on Illogicopedia recently.
[edit] Opinionated tosh
- Sunday Shout Out: Rivington Barn Bikers, Whirlpool and Twitterers (22.Nov. 11:32)
- In’t WordArt brilliant? I’m generally not a massive fan of Sundays. They’re like a strawberry milkshake - brilliant, but you know its gonna be over soon and you’ll have to wait seven more days for another to come around. Still, it could be worse: there could be two Mondays to start and end the week. Besides, statistics [...] [?]
- Conservatives’ latest promotion tool: ReCaptcha (21.Nov. 10:43)
- The Conservative Party have been accused of offering bribes to the programmers of Internet verification system ReCaptcha. Though the Tories deny this, compelling evidence can be found in the fact the program is definitely attempting to subtly and subliminally persuade me to vote for them. Exhibit A: Seems the Tories have been spying on my Internet [...] [?]
- Yak’s Top Tips: 101 uses for newspaper (Part 1) (20.Nov. 11:54)
- As a renowned scrounger who’s actually won awards for his utter cheapskateness (yep, you’re in fact reading the blog of Harry Yack SkN Flnt TYT RS), I feel fully qualified to share with you the best one hundred things you can do with The Daily Mail once you’ve finished ‘reading’ the ‘informative’ ‘content’ (read: sensationalist [...] [?]
- Football: Ireland denied by The Hand of Frog (19.Nov. 10:50)
- The Republic of Ireland were cruelly denied in their quest for World Cup qualification thanks to a not so helpful hand from France’s Thierry Henry. Fans must have been thinking this was a game of handball rather than football as the former Arsenal man clearly controlled the ball with the palm of his hand — [...] [?]
- Thierry Henry’s ‘Hand of Frog’ [video] (19.Nov. 08:46)
- Make no mistake, it’s a certain handball, some say a deliberate one. What is for sure is that it certainly shouldn’t have been a goal, and there are even calls to replay the game. Not sure whether that will happen, but it’s hardly going to when FIFA got what they wanted - namely the bigger [...] [?]
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