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Hey, <insert name here> , I'm Starry! A little about me, I'm gonna be a wrestler when I'm an adult, and I'm probably one of the most polite people on this site. Go figure, meeting a polite person here. *shrug.*

I'm from the most historic city in America. Philly!!!

I'm 17. So I'm not really good to make...pages. So, I'd like it if someone could help me?

roflcopter BALL SACK

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BS This userpage is bullshit.
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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.


Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
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H8H8 This user hates users who hate Spang, and detests editing the same wiki as them.

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