Well, I know I'm probably supposed to be funny here, but I hope it's okay if I'm serious until I get better at being funny. ;) Right now I'm leaning a bit more to the "just stupid" side, I'm afraid.
Okay, here's a fairly normal description of a fairly normal person...
I am new to Uncyclopedia, and I am also new to Wikipedia, and I am very new to Illogicopedia, but I am not new to wikiHow. I have been editing and writing on wikiHow for a year now. As you can probably tell by looking at the design of this page, I have learned a bit about wikiMarkup and HTML from wikiHow. In fact, I have learned a lot from wikiHow. Unfortunately, humor was not one of them :P Like I said, I need to work on my humor a bit.
Well, let me rephrase that. I have a lot of trouble being funny over the internet. As a walking, talking person (as opposed to a fairly anonymous person on the internet), I have somewhat of a sense of humor. I almost always have a sarcastic comeback for any statement or insult. Below are some of my quotes. You may laugh, you may cry, you may throw tomatoes... anyway, please be nice when chewing my head off for this lousy humor ;)
Some of My (Not-so-Funny) Quotes
Yeah, yeah... I imagine that wasn't exactly up to par with the rest of the site :P I believe the categorization would be... "Just stupid"?
Some of My Quirks
I said fairly normal person, didn't I? This may not exactly fall under the category of "funny", but you might as well know that I can be pretty weird sometimes
... None at the moment.
Disclaimer: If the articles that I do plan to (eventually) submit are stupid, and not funny, it is not (entirely) my fault.
Since I have no sense of humor to speak of, I have decided to try making use of some of the joke articles that people create on wikiHow. On wikiHow, those articles are deleted. But some of them are a little bit funny... who knows, maybe they'll have a chance here...
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is this: Some of (if not most of :P) these articles will be considered lousy, and probably deleted. But, I did not come up with them, I just took up space on this site by adding them. Please forgive me! ;)
Articles that I may Submit in the Future:
These are just coming out of a folder on my computer. Some of them may never make it to Uncyclopedia, whether it be because they seem stupid (to me, at least), or because someone takes a look at this list, thinks I must be crazy, and tells me on my talk page never, ever, ever to add that crap to the site (you may feel free to do that).
Well, here's the list. Let me know what you think, if you have a moment :)
Note: All of these articles are in how-to format (duh, they came from wikiHow :P), so they will be added to the how-to section of the site. No, I am not so stupid that I will actually try to add these to the "encyclopedia" part of the site :P
Okay, feel free to yell. For your convenience, I have will post a link to my personal yelling page. ;)
I have a serious userbox addiction. :P Here are my wikiHow UserInfoBoxes -- Horses4Ever'S UIBs. I also have quite a few on my Wikipedia user page. In fact, the page isn't long enough for all the userboxes I wanted to use :P Take a look at the ones toward the bottom on the Wikipedia page. Those userboxes clearly state that I love userboxes, and that I have too many of them ;)
Well, here's the Uncyclopedia overload...
Well, that's me for now :) I may add some more later, or I may not. Whatever I have time for ;)