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I AM ILIKECEREALX! BOW DOWN TO MY SUPERIORITY!
I am the god of Cereal, Bananas, Beer, and kicking ass. No one -AND I MEAN, NO ONE- messes with me. Not even an army of Grues, Oscar Wilde clones, Mr.T, Chuck Norris, Master Hand, Mario, Duke Nukem, and ever other badass in existance messes with me.
I also made Spongebob Squarepants.
Yes, I know my page sucks. I'm working on it!
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