User:I Like Turtles/David Jones

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Funny Shit.jpg Anti-Liberal!!!!
This article is anti-liberal.If you are a tree hugging liberal, a Democrat, a supporter of Obama, or a useless loony from GB, you should not read this article. Wolverines!!!

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This page has absolutely nothing to do with the title of the page. Therefore it is absolutely useless to stare at the amazing blankness which ensues from this point. If, however, someone wants to actually read an article with some semblence of intelligence, go to this deadly serious website. If you feel the need to read something british, you should be kicked out of America to that Gitmo place in Cuba.If you support socialized medicine, Barrack Obama, Hillary Clinton, or any other tree hugging, liberal lovin', Democrat you should be sent over to Great Britain with the rest of those buggin' loonies.

Emotionally Unstable Mental Obama Supporters better Beware!

If you insist upon supporting that liberal Emo Kid known as Barrack Obama, you better leave now! If you have any sense at all you will vote for the all powerful, omnescient being known as Cthulu for the President of the United States. With Cthulu, hatred, fear and weird dreams will ensue.With the liberal wiener Obama in office, you better ready yourself for war like these people. Colddead-fp.jpg