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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Ian Weller.”

~ Steve Ballmer on Ian Weller

Why are you here? You'd probably rather be spending time reading your JavaScript Manual, playing Zork, or looking at god knows what.

If you wonder why I'm here, I basically run around moving pages to Undictionary.

Current Edit Count!!![edit]

As of 14:54, 3 February 2006 (UTC), I've edited 393 times, including the edit to add this edit count.

Pages I (helped) start[edit]

Pages and stuff I went crazy about cleaning up and editing[edit]

Pages I (helped) burninate[edit]

  • Main Page.
  • Snow
  • Seven

Filler space![edit]

“It's space that is ultimately filled with filling. I hope it's cherry.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Filler space

“I think that we both agree when we say that Steve Ballmer needs some Prozac.”

~ David Carpenter on Steve Ballmer

“I will fucking kill you, David Carpenter.”

~ Steve Ballmer on David Carpenter