Who am I? I'm the Invisible Queen, baby. I am what you see when you look at the white space between words. My kingdom is the things you don't see. My treasure room is full with all the things nobody knows about. My motto is all the words that never get said and all the things there are no words for. My sigil is the blank slate. My favourite page on the whole internet is Nihilism.
You know you're really onto something when your friends show you Uncyclopedia articles they find fascinating and you go "Yeah I know, I wrote that." (As they did to me with the word "Lagom".)