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So this is me, or what me looks like in real life.

You may occasionally see me edit via my IP, ██.██.█.███.

About Me[edit]

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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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11 years, 9 months and 24 days.

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Yeah... I'm 15 and in high school. I live in <insert obscure town here>, Tennessee, and I always check back here regularly for my daily digest of humour humor.

Stuff I'm working on[edit]

*Game Maker (for Der Unwehr)

Other Stuff[edit]

of Der Unwehr
Member of the Order
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Now go play in traffic.

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