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February 19: Equation Day (Pieland)

• 1200 BC: ${\displaystyle Pi*e/(mc2=Pie/e=3.14159_{a}d-infinitum}$
• 500 BC: ${\displaystyle China+gunpowder(stupid)=great+wall}$
• 33 BC: ${\displaystyle jesus+2(knock)=it*s(jesus)+lol}$
• 1200 AC: ${\displaystyle Pie*e*Pi*3.14*3=14159_{a}d-infinitum}$
• 1200 DC: ${\displaystyle PPie*Ee*P*i1.337*69=14159_{a}d-infinitum}$
• 1300 CD: ${\displaystyle 1+1=1154}$
• 1337 ACDC: ${\displaystyle Life+Universe+Everything=42}$
• 1984 BC: ${\displaystyle (smokingdope+alreadystoned)<>gettinghigher}$
• 1985 BC: ${\displaystyle (smokingdope+alreadystoned)==lowerondope}$
• 2400 AD: ${\displaystyle (adam+eve)+oven=pi(adamnotgotenoughpi(adam+eve+oven)+}$${\displaystyle bettemidler=enoughpi+satisfiedadam}$
• 2401 AD: ${\displaystyle ThisYear+LastYear=DeathofHumans}$

Writer and Noob of the Month
 GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia! Seriously, we love you.

 Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor. Hats off to you George, may you bbe with us for many months years to come!

 It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon! HEIL FROSTY!

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