User:Iwillkillyou333

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UnBooks Author of the Month June 2009

Please leave a fucking message you piece of shit.

                                                                                          Creating Articles since 2009

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Iwillkillyou333's To Do List
Things to do for this month

Work on Anti-Ugly Pill
Work on HowTo:Date a Emo Girl
Rewrite Brute
Do some UnNews.
Review some articles in need.

Idea Storage Department Big Thing Here

“The biggest bad ass on Uncyclopedia”

~ Captain Obvious on Iwillkillyou333

Hello. My name is Iwillkillyou333. I am a Uncyclopedia editor because its so much fun of doing satire articles here than making boring articles on Wikipedia. Below are some things about me.

Yes, my user name is name after the song of the same name (minus the 333) from Cannibal Corpse.
My favorite articles are Grue and Xenomorph.
I love your mom jokes, Chuck Norris and Halo 3.
Please no drama on my talk page. Do it on someone elses
Don't give me any negativity or I will kill you 333 times. Unless your an admin.
If you want to collab, I'll be more than happy to accept

Me

LEUTNANT

of Der Unwehr

This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is cooler than you.

MEH

This user redefines lazy.

This user is a bad ass, so treat him wih respect.

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.

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[edit] UnBooks

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My pet.

[edit] HowTo

[edit] UnScripts

[edit] Rewrites

Stewie Griffin- for Der Unwehr

[edit] Under Construction

[edit] Rewriting

[edit] Articles I Helped With

[edit] Articles I'm Helping With

Eye Candy by Tagstit

[edit] Random Stuff

Thing I made just for the hell of it. Fell free to look.

[edit] Awards

In gratitude for your vote

The GlobalTourniquet says "Thanks!"

Understandably, you voted for my article for featuring. Although your "for" vote was not extraordinary, as the article's genius was beyond question, it is still appropriate to acknowledge your dutiful participation in the process.

So, in gratitude for your vote, I will dedicate my next coma to you. Thank you.

The following coma causes are available for this honor. Please indicate below this template which one you would like me to dedicate to your user name.

Overdose Car crash Beating Obscure, easily misdiagnosed illness

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.

To show my appreciation, I'd like to eat your snake.

—Guildensternenstein

I just came by to thank all you.

Because you did something I like to see in this newer generation, and that's appreciating those of us on the wrong side of 50. These days, getting featured isn't as easy as it used to be. Why, back in my day any ol' whippersnapper could throw something together and put it on the front page. Not anymore, not anymore at all. So I am glad to see myself on the front page of the good ol' wiki before I die. I guess its nothing big, but oh well. Anyways, I got to get back to helping Elmo now, so I better get going (he thinks his dresser is trying to kill him again.)

Hamboozoo Lawi Boozoo want to say sank you, ya otta!

You gived your voice to make za interfiew on za front page. So I want to say sank you... Want to see my brobelor? I also take you to za byramids and show you good time, and for you only 10 American dollars. No, wait! Come back! I want money! What do I tell to little Ahmad when he says ya baba, get food?...

Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 21:41 June 3 '09

Acrolo has bought you a beer for reviewing Why?:You shouldn't take acid before riding a bicycle? !! Kudos!
Drink up, you are gonna need the piss .

Rabbi Techno would like to honour you with the coveted

BLUE SCROTUM AWARD
Which is given to those who have demonstrated remarkably excellent judgement,
impeccable good taste and faultless, all-encompassing wisdom
(by doing something like voting for ME to win WotM).
Well done and thankyou, from Rabbi Techno.