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Iwillkillyou333's To Do List
Things to do for this month
  1. Work on Captain Price, UnBooks: Book of Communism, Whale Wars,
  2. Finish UnScripts:The Badass Soldiers
  3. Rewrite Brute
  4. Do some UnNews.
  5. Review some articles in need.
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“The biggest bad ass on Uncyclopedia”

~ Captain Obvious on Iwillkillyou333

Hello. My name is Iwillkillyou333. I am a Uncyclopedia editor because its so much fun of doing satire articles here than making boring articles on Wikipedia. Below are some things about me.

  • Yes, my user name is name after the song of the same name (minus the 333) from Cannibal Corpse.
  • My favorite articles are Grue and Xenomorph.
  • I love your mom jokes, Chuck Norris and Halo 3.
  • Please no drama on my talk page. Do it on someone elses
  • Don't give me any negativity or I will kill you 333 times. Unless your an admin.
  • If you want to collab, I'll be more than happy to accept
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Regular Articles[edit]



My pet.




Under Construction[edit]

My Servant, Yoyo


Random Stuff[edit]

Thing I made just for the hell of it. Fell free to look.


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