User:Iwillkillyou333/Uncyclopedia Federal Bureau of Investigation

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WARNING!!! WHAT YOU ARE READING IS TOP SECRET AND SHOULD NEVER BE REVEALED TO THE PUBLIC. VIOLATORS WILL BE STRICTLY PERSECUTED! NO EXCEPTIONS! NONE!!!!!

The Uncyclopedia Federal Bureau of Investigation. or U.F.B.I. for short, is a special agency in the Uncyclopedia Department of Defense and Justice. Like the United States F.B.I., the U.F.B.I. is a law enforcement agency; however, instead of enforcing the laws of America, we enforce the laws of Uncyclopedia, mostly ones that contradict the HTBFANJS. We also fix many mistakes that many people make such as spelling and horrible formatting, and searching for invalid articles and have them killed and destroyed. Although reports and files are kept secret, as we are a secret agency, to the fact even a few administrators don't know we exist (that we know of), until someone blabs and we aint a secret anymore, but still a useful group.

Operations[edit]

Our Official Mascot

Here we have many duties. The first thing is searching articles for vandalism and things that are stupid instead of funny. It almost sounds like the Grue Army, but unlike them, we don't usually look for vandals, we fix what they vandalize, but we can still report them to the higher authorities. Second, we keep in check with articles that use the {{Construction}} tag and articles made by new users. If we encounter something such as spelling or bad grammar, we just fix it up, or if it contradicts the rules of Uncyclopedia, we tell or warn the user WITHOUT revealing ourselves to them. Third, we keep check of articles that are targets of either vandalism and/or noobism. If we encounter a new user, we'll show them the twelve steps to the AAN program, or to the "people" from the Grue Apocalypse[1]. If a article that has no redeeming value, we will place a Code:Red template that informs that the article has three days before it is taken to either VFD or QVFD unless someone has an objection, which they must inform the director or it will not count. Sometimes we'll discuss whether it should be kept/deleted/IC in our discussion page. Oh, and we report any flamewars, vandals, and annoying users.

Users[edit]

Remember Steventhemario, the fag who keep spamming templates and had administrators clean up after him until his infinite ban? Our goal is to warn users to avoid doing such things and tell them the consequences of what they'll recieve if they keep it up. We want to warn them before admins do, and give final warnings to users on the brink of infinite ban. After that, they're on their own. We also report flammers and vandals to admins if we come across them.

Our things to do will grow in time.

Rules[edit]

Here are things you need to know when working with us

  • 1. Try to keep our group a secret from noobs and IP users, unless a article is being watched, but even the template link doesn't reveal anything. (seriously, try it)
  • 2. You may not delete peoples work in progress if it is a piece of crap or you don't like it. Thats not your place and its not fair and you'll be kicked out and reported.
  • 3. No vandalism.
  • 4. Cyber bullying is not allowed.

Ranks[edit]

Unlike the F.B.I. which is not ranked, the U.F.B.I. does rank:

As a member you will become an Uncyclopedia Federal Officer in one of the following divisions:.

The Director

The leader of the U.F.B.I.

Hoover

Member who sucks up horrible formatting and spits out clean copy.

Foreign-sics

Member who knows the difference between color & colour.

Encounter-intelligence

Member who writes the wrongs of noobs.

Criminal Programs

Member who fixes or fails lists.

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More Official Ranks Coming Soon

Membership[edit]

Memebership is free, but there are requirements to join.

  • 1. You must be registered.
  • 2. You must not be a noob
  • 3. You must not be a vandal or anything like that.

Current Memebers[edit]

Iwillkillyou333

Director

Happytimes
Mhaille
The Thriller

Sign Here[edit]

 Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  03 Jan 2010 ~ 10:36 (UTC)

Me Joins! <<>> 07:43 January 9

I am interested in joining --The Thriller 00:29, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

Templates[edit]

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Article Being Watched

This article is being watch by a secret agency, so be careful what you put on here, we know were you live.

Template:U.F.B.I. Warning:

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Warning!: Code Red!

The U.F.B.I. have declared this article a violation of law, and is considering taking action. If you have an objection, you have three days to tell The Director, otherwise it will face federal charges. Thank you for your time.

U.F.B.I..png This user is a Uncyclopedia Federal Officer of the U.F.B.I., and has files of your entire history.

References[edit]

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