“One liners are sooo much easier”
- UnNews:Defending champions, Philadelphia Phillies, already lose bid for playoffs: Second Lead 4/12 Third Lead 4/13
- UnNews:Padres’ pitcher on rampage, kills twelve Lead 5/8-9 Second Lead 5/10-14 (Got a compliment from RAHB so I'm happy.)
- Reel Big Fish (yes, this is on here twice)
- Your Math Tutor
- If America were a user on Uncyclopedia (under construction)
- Streetlight Manifesto (planning)
- White Lie (I feel this needs to be written)
- Why?: Am I sympathizing with a mass murderer? (I love Dexter, so...yeah)
- I could write a better movie than: series. First 88 minutes. (probably)
Rewritten for Conservation week (#1 '09)
- Reel Big Fish (written, nothing special)
- Wayne Brady (rewritten, will revisit with a much bigger rewrite someday (probably) ((maybe)))
- Tinkle-down economics (and done)
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Was talking to Orian and ended up making this on an impulse.
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This will probably lead to it purchasing multiple pets in a desperate plea for companionship.