User:JackOfSpades

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{(3)} This user rewrote 3 pages for Conservation Week 2009, because s/he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?

069f11-1.jpg Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil!
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.


This user is a chemist. If they aren't blowing something up then they're probably dead. Cu
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk or a student.
n00b This user is a n00b.
This user is from wonderful Poland
...well their last name is at least
(List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese.
sa-4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.

“One liners are sooo much easier”

~ JackOfSpades on being forced to write entire well formatted articles with good grammar and such

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Rewritten for Conservation week (#1 '09)[edit]

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This user has fixed that damn leaky muffler on the Uncyclopedia Pinto, by doing more rewrites than any other user during Conservation Week 2009-A.

We don't have money, so we just gave them the Greasy Mechanic Award for their help. Get your own next time around and help fix up Uncyclopedia.

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Was talking to Orian and ended up making this on an impulse.

Crying child.jpg This article has been neglected by it's author.

This will probably lead to it purchasing multiple pets in a desperate plea for companionship.

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