User:Jack Cain

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I am a blue dragon god that represents the natural and neccisary force of Chaos, real Chaos, not that shitty math thing.

I have dedicated my entire life, for the past decade, to Mark Rosewater and the Impregnation of Schoolgirls.

I am a decendant of User: Jack Cain/Hattori Hanzo and was born in 1986

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Jack Cain also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

My expert reporting[edit]

And, my experimental page.

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Commentary[edit]

Ive been adding "directors commentary" to the Talk pages of some of my articles, please have a look.