User:Jack mort

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Trampcore for life

I am from the past!!

Me[edit]

25/male/uk

Jackmort.jpg Marijuana.jpg Jofin.jpg Astrostatic.jpg

Stuff I did[edit]

Catarrh - Goey - Touch typoing - Someone vs someone - Asylum -
Upside down (july 06 ffw) - The loneliest job in the world - FFS - Shortcut [ fp ] - Game:A minefield - Eschatological Weather Report - UnNews:Time-Traveling Paedo Bums Christ - Dyslexia - UnPoetia:Not yet a woman -

Stuff I'm doing[edit]

Animal Suicide - infrequently asked questions - maths exam -

army recruitment - why not try? - crazy house blues - toilet humour - fecal alcohol syndrome

Others[edit]

I judged the July 07 poo lit surprise

i am judge

Stuff I won[edit]


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For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia's [email protected] team!!! W00tage 2 j00, mah frehnd! --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|VFP 23:15, 13 April 2006 (UTC)


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Braydie 02:39, 11 February 2007 (UTC)



My Bans[edit]

14:53, 27 June 2006 Famine blocked "Jack mort (contribs)" with an expiry time of 4 hours (thou shalt not NRV articles more than a week old. Especially ones a year old.)

(repealed 15:03, 27 June 2006 by Mhaille)


00:36, 6 November 2006 Hinoa blocked "Jack mort (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 weeks (I am very disappointed in you.)