User:Jackboy

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Whatever you do, do NOT tell anyone about this! Really, this is my favorite place in teh Whole Wide World!!!!!!!11111111


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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


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You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
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This user doesn't want to be an American idiot.

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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.


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This user was brought to you by the letter G and the number 13.

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Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


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Yuo mihgt not eb abel to udnerstand thsi user becuaies they speka Typo wiht an extermeyl htick acecnt.


Bold textItalic textInsert non-formatted text I hate Barney. here




Barney is a fdshfdjskhkjFDSS b


I deserve the Noob of the Month award because it makes sense.

Biogarphy[edit]

See User:Jackboy/Ct




==Why I hate Barney

Barney is a b[edit]

Nobody likes that purple freak[edit]

I hate Barney because he sucks.

That user just wants me to award myself with it.



New section[edit]

Oh yeah I hope it works if not its over


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==Have you ever heard of personal space?==[edit]

Subpages: User:Jackboy/Barney User:Jackboy/Ct User:Jackboy/No snow


Pages I like[edit]

AAAAAAAAA! Bat Fuck Insane Vandalism/Example on wheels! I maed a yuky doody Minimalism Uncyclopedia Wikipedia Pick up the Phone Booth and Aisle Ct in all forms

Pages I don't like[edit]

YYYYYYYY! That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada