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Hi, I'm Jack. I made Dirty Potter. It was originally a stupid inside joke among friends. I guess now it's not. I hope you like it.
(I originally uploaded this file under my old sockpuppet "AshTM"
I don't use that one anymore, but it is my old account. Jackmehoffer 20:03, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
| Dirty Potter (file info)
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| Dirty, dirty magician boy, ejaculating all over the place. Presented in Dolby. Where available.
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Gay sex.
This is my new account. No more AshTM. AshTM 20:05, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
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In Latin they would be dexter.
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| Awww... How adorable! You made some other User happy and they left a kiss for you on your page!
Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*
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Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
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