Jak Ruzzell owns this page. If you don't get outta here, he will kill you!
| NO ENTRY!!!|
This site has been closed by the *****.
| This site contains crap!|
This site contains lethal bullshit.
| Dangerous for wikipedians!|
This site has NOT any wikipedistic "truth", that wikipedia has. Feel free to shoot every wikipedian who approaches this page.
|This user is €uro|
...and denies their "real" citizenship
(List of European Uncyclopedians )
|This user adept of suicide in small fees. Cool, aint it?|
“Writing crap is not the thing I do. I write humour.”
Jak Ruzzell is one 1337. He loves girls, and cereals are also eaten by Jak. Jak's job as a ninja works, and his special weapon is his sword.
Jak Ruzzell's conversation with Adolf Hitler and Osama bin Laden
- Jak: "Doo-doo-de-doo-de-doo..."
- Adolf: "Hey Ruzzell!"
- Jak: "What is it?"
- Adolf: "You suck!"
- Jak: "Care to say that again, bitch?"
- Adolf: "Errrm... Nup"
- Jak: "Now that's what I thought! See Ozzie, this is how you deal with Hitler!"
- Osama: "Lolol. Peace niggas!"