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Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.


Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

NO This user doesn't care.
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FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

sub subliminal!
Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist.

Boredkid.jpg This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
uk-4 This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level.
enl-E This user only speaks English, but Louder because it was a required course in school.
enr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Engrish.
fr-X This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers.
pika-G This user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.
lz-0 This user does not understand Lesbian and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
...jolly good, wot?!
(British Uncyclopedians)
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Jason vorhees.jpg This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
BS This userpage is bullshit.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.
Usb! No, really!


Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

I am a newb[edit]

Hello. This will probably be updated soon with random shit. Basically im a dumb newb! (yippie! You only get to be a Newb once remember!)

My Shineys[edit]

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