User:Java7837

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Some article ideas HowTO:kill rare birds War on Sauerkraut (I may have spelled that abomination incorrectly) War on Brussel Sprouts












This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.


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Because of their so-called intelligence, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will never have a proper article about Java7837. We are sorry for their blatant retardedness.
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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


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This user is reading your thoughts!

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has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.


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Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
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This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

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Call 1-800-666-6666.

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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Mindreader8.jpg

This user is reading your thoughts!

Paladin.gif This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
Numbersix.gif This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!



Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Counter-Strike24-7.
Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.


Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Ihasashuvel.jpg
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Alanmoore1.jpg This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
Anteater2.jpg

This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

This space for rent.


Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)