User:JeysisChrist

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The talk page of Jesus[edit]

Welcome to my lair...[edit]

Keys.jpg The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Alicia Keys love this user, and He has blessed this page.

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This user (probably) huffs kittens.
GOY This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Jackie Mason shows up.
Ned Flanders.jpg This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!


nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
OBN.png This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

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This user likes goats.
Baaaaahaahaahaahhhh!
Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable Turing machine. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and throws at the Turing machine.
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.
Jason vorhees.jpg This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
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This user is reading your thoughts!

Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Paladin.gif This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

Chickenbox2.0.png This user raises their own chickenbox.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't.
Lotus.gif This user is a reincarnation of some guy.
Towel migration.jpg This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
Lovejoybox.jpg This user is a Christian

(as long as they put a dollar in the box)

Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.