User:Jim Groovester

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UnBooks Author of the Month November 2007 Noob of the Month October 2007

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/0/07/CUN.png Commander of the Order

This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from Thekillerfroggy.

This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.

This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

MEH This user redefines lazy.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

@$#% This user is a compulsive insulter, you rotten jackass

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Contents 1 Functional Links Related to Jim Groovester 1.1 Incomplete articles 1.2 Complete Articles 2 A Functional Exit out of Jim Groovester's Functional Userpage

[edit] Functional Links Related to Jim Groovester

Not related as in, like, family, you numbtard.

• Contributions
• Talk Page

[edit] Incomplete articles

• Niggaples An idea.
• Freudian Analysis of Dictatorial Military Marches An idea. A funny one, it seems.
• Countries In The Way Of Frisbee Throwing To Sweden From USA When I read the title, I couldn't stop laughing. It's on QVFD and likely to be deleted, so maybe I'll adopt it after that.
• UnBooks:The Destiniad A logical follow up to the article of the same name.
• Impersonification An idea born out of my inability to correctly use words, like impersonation, or personification.
• UnNews:Academy Defeats Lyceum 17-14 in Epistemological Bowl A great idea I came up with a long time ago and subsequently forgot.
• The Retconomicon Klassu, Beraina, Ninma.
• Esoteric Humor An idea I'm toying around with.
• d20 Dating Started the article in earnest. I hope it doesn't balloon into an overly pedantic, unfunny mess.

[edit] Complete Articles

• Cult of Apple Finally finished.
• Academia Not what you were expecting.
• HowTo:Get Others to Do Your Work for You An essential guide. I'm not sure I like this article very much.
• Soapbox in a Soundproof Room Article done, but I hate the images (which I made myself, unfortunately).
• Society for the Intervention and Rehabilitation of Supervillains Featured by attritional warfare on VFH.
• UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen Ha! Featured! Take that, nobody in particular!.
• Manumission
• The Destiniad Featured! Bam! Take that!

[edit] A Functional Exit out of Jim Groovester's Functional Userpage

• Exit