User:Jizm

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[edit] Eyup

I'm Jizm, also known as the elusive "Gaylord". My Goal in life is to destroy all remnants of civilisation and gain a massive amount of concubines. This plan is so far going well and I hope to have gained at least 1 by 2020.

[edit] Willing to help

I am willing to help as my user box suggests so leave a message and I'll write something for you. If you don't, I quite simply won't as I am not telepathic.


Jizm; The Master Of The Known/Unknown Universe
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