| This User is too Damn Sexy!|
If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and
worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.
I'm Jizm, also known as the elusive "Gaylord". My Goal in life is to destroy all remnants of civilisation and gain a massive amount of concubines. This plan is so far going well and I hope to have gained at least 1 by 2020.
Willing to help
I am willing to help as my user box suggests so leave a message and I'll write something for you. If you don't, I quite simply won't as I am not telepathic.